Tennessee Williams, The Rose Tattoo (via larmoyante)
I NEED TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW LIKE RIGHT NOW WHY IS NOBODY HAVING SEX WITH ME
*hands u a bible*
MY URL IS LITERALLY CUTEJEWISHGIRL TRY AGAIN
*hands u a dreidel*
My best mate Ryan made the mistake of not locking his room at uni when he returned home for Christmas..
so his housemates have done this
They are such neat wrappers.
even the curtains oh my
Why does this make me so happy like everything is a present!!! I know that is just a pillow but because it’s wrapped I’m excited and I want to open it???
Chinese Proverb (via wild-lion)
and then every time it gets close to christmas i reblog the fuck out this one
I’ve reblogged this 3 times this week
someone needs to lower their fucking standards and date me
All I care about is pasta and like 3 people?
I wanna be skinny but I don’t want to eat healthy or exercise god dammit
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
its so cute when people that are mean are nice only to you
there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator
the amount of notes on this should be higher. y’all need to rise to the occasion.
this is wrong on so many levels
the guys on my floor had a sushi date in the elevator. with a waiter
once my friend an I rode the elevators likw we didn’t press any buttons just went up and down as it did and offered people m&ms and we got banned form the elevators for the week