beyoncebeytwice:
magicconchshell:
wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life
sneeply:
thegreat-repetition:
If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.
this is it. the final frontier of idiocy. i have found it. where’s my medal
catswithbenefits:
catswithbenefits:
what is the trendiest part of the body
the hip
yougotvexed:
reasons to let me cuddle you:
- I will stick my cold hands all over your body
- I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
- I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
- nuzzling???
- I will be smiling the whole time
- you’re warm and I’m not
- let me leech your heat
- please
sexicancore:
ouan:
mintmeow:
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
darnni:
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
does miley cyrus do anything these days besides walk around
magehenry:
milkshakies:
magehenry:
milkshakies:
IN THE MIDDL EOF HAVINGF SEX WITH HOT HOT GOIRLFREIEND YOU LAY YOUR VERY OWN LARG EEGG
are you okay
IU OCUYKLD BE HAVING HOT SEXY STEAMY EGG LAY9ING SEX RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE
get well soon
willsmith420:
gwenelizz:
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
original twerk team
mikepaceart:
First of two for an anatomy assignment.
stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool