A lion on his side; was it the lying or his pride which brought him down? Once the king of beasts, but now they feast, on the thoughts beneath his vacant crown.
Sooooo I was at my boyfriends house and he said he had a surprise. He covered my eyes, brought me into the other room and told me to lie down on the floor. When I uncovered my eyes, this is what I saw. He said “I couldn’t reach the real things but I think I’d be a little closer if you’d go to prom with me.” I cried and said yes.
the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right
so i showed my friend this picture of anakin
and she was like ”he’s hot”
and i couldnt stop laughing because yeah
IT’S BEEN NINE YEARS
One might say that it was
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
all i want is to be with you.
preferably in a big bed with lots of fluffy blankets and snacks and no clothes and video games.
A.G. (via lushwisdom)
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials