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Love Is the Final Fight

A lion on his side; was it the lying or his pride which brought him down? Once the king of beasts, but now they feast, on the thoughts beneath his vacant crown.



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sadfriends:

all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot.




donnermaysilee:

YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID

WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO

AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES







pancakemilkshake:

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.




mommy:

I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.




tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping




alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars








dictionfairies:

the unholy trinity



goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them




back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"




basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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